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jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

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lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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leavinjustintime:

best reaction ever

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strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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fasterfood:

thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now

fasterfood:

thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now

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sonnetstockmar:
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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

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andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

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