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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

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chickenyaoi:

like you know why girls steal their boyfriend’s sweaters? because a $20 sweater for y’all is nicely designed, good colour, provides warmth and lasts through washes but $20 girls sweaters are some gross pastel shit with short hems and short sleeves and get worn out after one spin cycle and they’re thin as shit

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light-through-the-night:

If you were raped, it wasn’t your fault.

If you were hit, it wasn’t your fault.

If you were molested it wasn’t your fault.

If you were abused in any way, it wasn’t your fault.

I don’t care WHO abused you  or WHY, it wasn’t your fault.

It wasn’t your fault.

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tyleroakley:

None of us will EVER be on his level.

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evenifyourelittleyoucandoalot:

I wish my handwriting was better

I hear that

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pragtastic:

edwardspoonhands:

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND?!

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snoggedinabox:

snoggedinabox:

gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

why the fuck would someone pee an orange

wait

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ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

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astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i’m ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it

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someone wanted to see what he looks like when i’m about to give him the paper towel

behold a baby lizard attempting to contain a joy too large for his tiny body

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scythfi-writer:

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other

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castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

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katherineobscura:

well that sentence was an adventure

katherineobscura:

well that sentence was an adventure

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pure-indecency:

pink-mang0s:

gorillaxbiscuit:

i couldn’t not reblog this

i love this

my heart is currently in my stomach

pure-indecency:

pink-mang0s:

gorillaxbiscuit:

i couldn’t not reblog this

i love this

my heart is currently in my stomach

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