- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in
Stuff I like (all)
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had...
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all...
“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*
the struggle when you just ate but you’re still hungry
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to