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ratchetmessreturns:

Damn that’s messy

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn that’s messy

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ratchetmessreturns:

how white people cook their food, seasoned with dirty grill and nothing else

no word of a lie nearly cracked two ribs laughing 

ratchetmessreturns:

how white people cook their food, seasoned with dirty grill and nothing else

no word of a lie nearly cracked two ribs laughing 

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sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

(Source: nerdjpg, via hilaryijieh)

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  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in
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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via asvprock)

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ricannigga:

Ron blessing these hoes

ricannigga:

Ron blessing these hoes

(via atrulyoddfuture)

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via forshitandgigglesbro)

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gaylordfagmaster:

pay me the right amount and i will do anything

(Source: gnarlywavedude, via forshitandgigglesbro)

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mongooseoverboard:

gayblowjob:

*while watching porn* oh fuck yes that is so fucking hot jgklfdjkljgkldfds
*cums*
*porn continues* i am disgusted with myself

Spot on 10/10

(via christinelynn)

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thelastgnome:

coffeeinmybeard:

That’s what I thought pft

No one got that low yet

thelastgnome:

coffeeinmybeard:

That’s what I thought pft

No one got that low yet

(Source: wejusts0fly)

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the-goddamazon:

regretandchinesefood:

YAAAASSSS

OMG
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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via hi-imkacy)

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rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via perks-of-being-chinese)